19 August 2011

Apa Orang Lain Fikir Tentang Kita

Tajuk agak kontroversi. Tapi aku tak boleh abaikan apa yang orang lain fikir tentang kita. Bila difikir - fikirkan balik, hampir kesemuanya benar belaka.

Hati cuba berkata tidak, tapi otak mentafsir dan memikirkannya benar dan mengakuinya. Kalau tak percaya cuba baca.

What other races think about Malay?.

1. You MALAY call each other ‘BODOH’ for fun, and too ‘BODOH’ to realize it’s an offensive word.
2. You’re the LAZIEST person on God’s earth.
3. Always update with “lagu-lagu A-minor”, “lagu-lagu rindu” and “wayang hindustan”.
4. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia,Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least….”rakyat jelata” sekalian…….”terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatuh……”
5. Many Malay ended at “pusat pemulihan dadah” for common drug abuse.
6. “Air sirap” is the cheapest drink you can afford.
7. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
8. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
9. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken’s ass (loudmouths).
13. You can’t stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back-dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it’s not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work.
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe (ampu, kipas) .
22. You always pick on juniors.
23. You don’t care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people’s stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
27. You also always use others property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about “janji-janji manis”, “omong- omong kosong”, “aku hidup dalam blues”, “Hindi superstar” and “cinta-sayang”. (these are direct quotes…)
30. Malay most popular ambition… * to the public = “ingin menjadi seorang insan yang berguna” * in reality = factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
33. Mark as “bangsa pendengki” by other race in Malaysia.
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-angguk) not to show that they understand, but just simply to act that they understand in a serious manner.
35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of “TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA” and “MALU-MALU KUCING” are….. * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because… * Malay are too proud of their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language.

Jadi, apa pendapat korang?. Terus terang cakap, aku agak bersetuju. Jangan salah faham apa maksud aku. Cuba fikir dalam - dalam, ada tak yang sama. Ada kan?. Terutama generasi sekarang, termasuk aku. Aku mengaku..
Jadi, harus kita sama - sama baiki kelemahan diri. Biar apa yang orang lain fikir tu salah...


Kredit to aSyrafi_newz


  1. tapi mungkin ditulis oleh Melayu sendiri... dan benda ini boleh melemah kan juga... jadi banyak2 kita memopositifkan diri dan minda...